Lucius malfoy quotes1/19/2024 ![]() In fact, when I was a young girl, tears would flow from my eyeballs every day. I’m sorry, did I make you cry you chubby little fck? That’s alright. we’re gonna be doing things around here THE UMBRIDGE WAY. From now on, we’re gonna be doing things around here my way. But, seriously, girls if I catch you with any boys or alcohol, I’m gonna rip your purty little boobies off. ![]() unless Umbridge is invited! You keep me young, girls. unless there’s plenty to go around~ Darn it, girls, I’m bad. unless they’re cute~ Rule number two: no alcohol. So for all of us girls to get along in the girls dormitory this year, there are some very simple rules that must be obeyed. In fact, I like to think of all of you as my daughters and that makes me your momma. I know this is your first year at Hogwarts and I know that some of you might be nervous or frightened, but girls, I’m here to make your time at Hogwarts as totally awesome as possible because girls, I’m not just a teacher or security officer. I heard that a dementor kissed her, and it died! Peter P: Vote?! What don't ya all vote about what's gonna be on your tombstones! They say that when it takes off even Wizard God him self can't follow. My parents got eaten but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar. I was in the car with my parents when we crashed… into a crocodile. I use it to cover this gross scar I got when I was a baby. Ron: Hey pal, that's a pretty cool headband you got there. Umbridge: No! Me! Your mama! Umbridge! And from now on we're going to do things my way! THE UMBRIDGE WAAAAY! Umbridge: Guess who's gonna be headmaster now? "Draw-co! You danced! I finally taught you something!" "No.*grand jete* The Cen-chars taught me that!" WHAT THE DEVIL! It's a BBM from Umbridge 'Are you with Dumbledore? Did he get my text?' Now you've dragged me into this!! "Butt Trumpet!" "My butt doesn't sound anything like that!'īuut I'm George Nice try. Hey Lupin would you like to take a walk in the moonlight? "Could you imagine the scandal if that broke out?.'Lucius Malfoy's Wife Beds Smeagol.'"ĭidn't you grow up to be a sexy little bitch like your father I THINK I NEED SOME CAMOMILE BEFORE MY SLUMBER!!! ![]() Oh look real muggles! Every one say Chocolate Frogs! I think I got it! Don't you feel foolish?ĭraco rips the picture: Goyle paste it!!! It's you getting hit in the head with a quaffle. Potter. Harry: What Draco? Draco: I drew you a picture. and kiss him!" -hugs and kisses Harry- Harry:"I believe him guys! He saw my parents in the mirror, and well, you can't fake that."ĭraco: Hey, Potter. Sirius: "I was magically misquoted by that dumbass Rita Skeeter! What I actually said was: I want to hug. One two three. R&H: "Red Vines!" Harry: "Favorite color vines other than green?" R&H: "Red Vines!" Ron: "Favorite way to say 'red wines' in a German accent?" R&H: "Red Vines!.OH MY GOD!" Ron: "Where have you been all my life?!" Harry: "Living in a cupboard under some stairs." ![]() "Oh, most importantly, I have mastered the use of the potty!" "Whose that?" "I dunno.he was here when I got here. Professor Flitwick is gonna fail me now!!! how am I supposed to remain abstinent when I got a reputation to maintain. Not to mention she has cancelled the annual valentine's day feel 'er up dance and replaced it with a nasty old abstinence rally. It's like that one time I made out with Professor Grubbly-plank. "What happened to the poster of headmaster Zefron?!"Īnd he'll say "Draaaacooooo, you god damn little poofer!" When I get ambitious I'll sort it by character. ![]()
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